Very funny in urdu

ﻟﮑﮭﻨﺆ ﮐﺎ ﺍﯾﮏ ﺟﻮﮌﺍ ﺟﺐ ﺍﻣﯿﺪ ﺳﮯ ﮨﻮﺍ ﺗﻮ ﻣﻌﺮﻭﻑ ﺣﮑﯿﻢ ﺳﮯ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﺎ کہ "ﺣﻀﺮﺕ ﮨﻢ ﺍﻭﻻﺩ ﺑﺎ ﺍﺩﺏ ﭼﺎﮨﺘﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﺩﻭﺍ کہ ﻓﻄﺮﺗﺎً بچہ ﺍﺩﺏ ﺁﺩﺍﺏ ﻭﺍﻻ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﮨﻮ ﺟﺎﻭﮮ"

ﺣﮑﯿﻢ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﻧﮯ ﺩﻭﺍ ﺩﯼ، ﺧﺎﺗﻮﻥ ﻧﮯ ﭘﺎﺑﻨﺪﯼ ﺳﮯ ﺍﺳﺘﻌﻤﺎﻝ ﮐﯽ، ﭘﯿﺪﺍﺋﺶ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ ﺗﻮ ﻧﻮﻣﻮﻟﻮﺩ ﻧﮯ ﺑﺎﮨﺮ ﺁﺗﮯ ﮨﯽ ﮐﭙﮍﮮ ﺳﮯ ﺳﺘﺮ ﭼﮭﭙﺎﯾﺎ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺟﮭﮏ ﮐﺮ ﻣﺎﮞ ﮐﻮ ﮐﮩﺎ " ﺁﺩﺍﺏ "

ﺳﺐ ﺧﻮﺷﯽ ﺳﮯ ﺟﮭﻮﻡ ﺍﭨﮭﮯ کہ ﻭﺍﮦ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺣﮑﻤﺖ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺍﻭﻻﺩ ﮨﻮﺋﯽ ﭘﺮﺍﻧﺎ ﻟﮑﮭﻨﺆ ﺯﻧﺪﮦ ﮨﮯ

ﺳﺎﻝ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺩﻭﺑﺎﺭﮦ ﺍﻣﯿﺪ ﮨﻮ ﭼﻠﯽ ﺗﻮ ﺧﺎﺗﻮﻥ ﻧﮯ ﺩﻭﺍ ﻣﻘﺪﺍﺭ ﺳﮯ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﮦ ﻟﮯ ﻟﯽ " اچھا ﮨﯽ ﮨﮯ زیادہ ﺁﺩﺍﺏ ﻭﺍﻻ ﺁﻭﮮ"

ﺟﺐ ﺩﺱ ﺳﮯ ﮔﯿﺎﺭﮨﻮﺍﮞ ﻣﺎﮦ ﮨﻮ ﭼﻠﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺁﻣﺪ ﮐﯽ ﮐﻮﺋﯽ ﻋﻼﻣﺖ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺗﻮ ﺣﮑﯿﻢ ﺻﺎﺣﺐ ﮐﮯ ﮨﺎﮞ ﺩﻭﮌﮮ .

ﻧﮩﺎﯾﺖ ﻣﺘﺎﻧﺖ ﺳﮯ ﻣﻌﺎﺋﻨﮧ ﮐﯿﺎ ﭘﮭﺮ ﭘﺎﻥ ﺍﮔﺎﻟﺪﺍﻥ ﻣﯿﮟ ﻧﮑﺎﻟﯽ ﮐﭽﮫ ﺩﯾﺮ ﺳﻮﭼﺘﮯ ﺭﮨﮯ ﺍﻭﺭ ﭘﻮﭼﮭﺎ ﺩﻭﺍ ﮐﯽ ﻣﻘﺪﺍﺭ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺗﮭﯽ؟ ﺑﺘﺎﯾﺎ ﮐﮧ ﺩﮔﻨﯽ ﻣﻘﺪﺍﺭ ﺍﺳﺘﻌﻤﺎﻝ ﮐﯽ ﮨﮯ ﺗﻮ ﺳﺮ ﭘﯿﭧ ﮐﮧ ﮐﮩﺎ ﮐﮧ

" ﺟﻨﺎﺏ ﺍﺱ ﺑﺎﺭ ﺟﮍﻭﺍﮞ ﮨﯿﮟ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺟﮭﮕﮍﺍ ﮨﮯ ﮐﮧ ﭘﮩﻠﮯ ﺁﭖ ... ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﭘﮩﻠﮯ ﺁﭖ"

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